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I will always reblog this lmfao
forever reblogging~
LMFAO cx
(Source: ForGIFs.com, via stefaniejotalboys)
| teacher: | don't bullshit this essay |
|---|---|
| me: | i'm gonna bullshit this essay |
| me: | i just want a cute boyfriend |
|---|---|
| friend: | then get one |
| me: | RIGHT OKAY I'LL JUST WALK OUTSIDE AND GET A BOYFRIEND WHO IS KIND AND SWEET AND FUNNY AND WHO'LL HOLD THE DOOR OPEN FOR ME AND CALL ME BEAUTIFUL AND WALK WITH ME PLACES AND GO SEE SHITTY MOVIES WITH ME AND WILL LOVE READING AND WALKING ON THE BEACH AT SUNSET AND WHO MY PARENTS LIKE AND WHO GOES TO THE SAME SCHOOL AS ME AND IS VERY ATTRACTIVE BUT HE'S NOT A DOUCHE ABOUT IT AND WHO LOVES ANIMALS AND CHILDREN AND WHO HAS THE SAME VALUES AND BELIEFS AS ME AND IS SMART AND LISTENS TO THE SAME MUSIC AS ME AND LOVES EVERY AWKWARD QUIRK ABOUT ME AND WHO'LL NEVER CHEAT ON ME YEAH OKAY SIMPLE BRB GETTING A BOYFRIEND BECAUSE APPARENTLY IS JUST THAT EASY. |
why cant i stop looking at this help
Guurl wth
(Source: life--on--a--cloud, via stefaniejotalboys)
| My brain during the day: | Potato, potato, ching chong tomato |
|---|---|
| My brain at night: | I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life. |
| My friend: | hi can I have some chicken nuggets? |
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| Cashier: | you mean mcnuggets? |
| Me: | uhm... What's the difference? |
| Cashier: | mcdonalds has mcnuggets.. Duh. |
| My friend: | That's very interesting. Thanks for wasting my time, now can you mcfinish taking my mcorder, mcmake my food and mcshut thefuck up? Thanks a lot mcasshole. |
| Me: | and some mcfries with that please. |
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